devo.jpgIf you haven’t heard, the U.S. launched spy satellite USA 193 on December 14, 2006, and they quickly lost control of it. This satellite has been losing height ever since and will soon come crashing down on your head — oops, I mean, to an uninhabited part of the earth where no one will be harmed. Yeah, the government fuckers sure have a rough time keep up with all the baaad things folks are doing. They can’t even spy properly.

Here’s a nice artist’s rendering of what the satellite’s plummeting, er, re-entry will look like.

If you want to make an attempt at keeping that 10,000 pounds of space junk from landing on you, you can track it through the auspices of Heaven’s Above. By setting up a login and entering your longitude and latitude, you can see NOW before it hits you. They’ll also show you where it’s is in reference to planet earth in real time.

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